>change my name
get married (or divorced)
> delete all my social media
highly recommended. except careful about deleting NewGrounds, if you die on NewGrounds you die irl
> move to Canada
impractical, but you can always move into the woods, stock up on maple syrup, jeans, plaid shirts, hockey sticks, and adopt a pet beaver
On behalf of the staff of the Independent California Motel, I wish you all sweet dreams.
Potato 🥔
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I DO want a pet beaver.....
I really understand that. Newgrounds is a busy place, and life on top of that, and you’re a moderator too! Give yourself some time to relax in whatever way you can.
Come on up, we have poutine.
*packing now*
DamnedByFate
Understandable. Canada is nice and all of social media are bollocks, anyway.