I also am not a reanimated swamp abomination.
Yet
On behalf of the staff of the Independent California Motel, I wish you all sweet dreams.
Age 71
US Postal Service
New Hampshire
Joined on 12/10/05
I also am not a reanimated swamp abomination.
Yet
The 3 Darth Vaders really brings this together.
And I love the M.U.S.C.L.E. as Baby Jesus.
Priceless.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroyyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. This is my confession. I have been making and selling shitposts since the 6th of March, 2020. I have been making the purest shitposts that the internet has ever seen. Recently I worked for a man named Gustavo Fring, owner of Los Pollos Hermanos. He forced me to make shitposts for him with the threat of killing my family if I failed to comply. I killed him by rigging a man named Hector Salamancas wheelchair to explode when Gus went to meet him. I am now working solo once again.
A house
Woo, almost forgot about this one wondrous NG Christmas tradition! Address on route again...
And that is one cool crib. Like the Ultimate Showdown crew all gathered for seasonal merriment and miracle and all.
FUNKbrs
Commenting to confirm 7cs has never killed me and had me replaced by a clone to sacrifice me to eldritch swamp gods.
DrSevenSeizeMD
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hush now
Or you'll go back in the box