I wish I had married that prince from Nigeria who kept emailing me in the 90s.
Then I could have been on Oprah. 
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Posted by DrSevenSeizeMD - March 9th, 2021
I wish I had married that prince from Nigeria who kept emailing me in the 90s.
Then I could have been on Oprah. 
DamnedByFate
Though not necessarily for good reasons. Keep in mind Nigeria is a republic.