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Posted by DrSevenSeizeMD - May 21st, 2022
I was taking a picture of my tan line on my wrist, from my FitBit, to send to a friend, when I noticed that my faucet's shadow looks like a huge dick in the top right corner.
If you look closely, you can also see the scar from where my dad put a cigarette out on my hand when I was 3 or 4.
Good times!
@DrSevenSeizeMD Thank you. Nice to know an old Mike Myers Joke still sticks.
When you big mad but too dumb to understand dynamic IP addresses lmao
Let's just say you're lucky I can't poast images in the comments. ;)
Why is this news post M rated? xD
CIEIRMusic
You're right it looks like a giant....
Publisher: Longfellow are you finished with that book?
Longfellow: I'll be done in a moment. You know something? That faucet looks like a large...
School Kid: Weenie. You did that on purpose.
Other Kid: I'm sorry. I just can't stop thinking about that faucet. The tap looks like a couple of...
Wrestling Promoter: Cojones!! Who has the cojones to take on the champ.
Contender: I do....wait a minute why is his weapon a faucet and why does it look like a large....
Military Commander: Johnson. Turn that damn tub off you're flooding the War Room.
DrSevenSeizeMD
*applause*