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Do you want a Christmas Card?🎄🎅

Posted by DrSevenSeizeMD - November 21st, 2022

Christmas is coming whether we're ready or not! Would you like a Christmas card? I'll send you one!

🎄🎅🎁❄🦌🍪🥛🎄🎅🎁❄🦌🍪🥛

- PM me your address, even if you have already before please.

- All cards will be safe for work, so it's ok if your parents see the card etc.

- I love everyone here, but we're just friends. Don't get any ideas!

- The cards will be mailed with no return address. Please don't try to send me anything in return. I've had people try to send me money etc. I'm doing this because I love Christmas and I love the newgrounds community. You owe me nothing!

- I've been doing this for like a decade now. I won't dox you and I've yet to murder anyone. I've sent candy and cookies to @Malachy and @FUNKbrs and a few others here for like 16 years now. You won't end up dead.

- If my PM inbox gets full, comment on this post and tell me, I don't take care of my inbox.

- Last day to send me your address is Dec. 5th. I'll be mailing cards out that next weekend.

- Your card may contain glitter......

And my yearly nativity:

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FUNKbrs 2022-11-21 09:29:59

Commenting to confirm 7cs has never killed me and had me replaced by a clone to sacrifice me to eldritch swamp gods.

DrSevenSeizeMD 2022-11-21 09:29:59

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hush now
Or you'll go back in the box

Malachy 2022-11-21 10:07:08

I also am not a reanimated swamp abomination.

Yet

Peepers 2022-11-21 15:15:35

The 3 Darth Vaders really brings this together.

And I love the M.U.S.C.L.E. as Baby Jesus.
Priceless.

Mistman7 2022-11-26 11:21:06

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroyyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. This is my confession. I have been making and selling shitposts since the 6th of March, 2020. I have been making the purest shitposts that the internet has ever seen. Recently I worked for a man named Gustavo Fring, owner of Los Pollos Hermanos. He forced me to make shitposts for him with the threat of killing my family if I failed to comply. I killed him by rigging a man named Hector Salamancas wheelchair to explode when Gus went to meet him. I am now working solo once again.

MWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 2022-11-26 17:27:00

A house

Cyberdevil 2022-12-02 06:30:20

Woo, almost forgot about this one wondrous NG Christmas tradition! Address on route again...

And that is one cool crib. Like the Ultimate Showdown crew all gathered for seasonal merriment and miracle and all.

Do you want a Christmas Card?🎄🎅

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