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πŸŽ„Do you want a Christmas card?πŸŽ„

Posted by DrSevenSeizeMD - November 11th, 2023


Christmas is coming whether we're ready or not! Would you like a Christmas card? I'll send you one!


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- PM me your address, even if you have already before please, and the name you'd like me to use. It can be your alias or just a first name. The postal service usually doesn't care.


- All cards will be safe for work, so it's ok if your parents see the card etc. It will be signed "SevenSeize from newgrounds" As long as your family knows you're on newgrounds, you're good. I don't use profanity etc.


- I love everyone here, but we're just friends. Don't get any ideas!


- The cards will be mailed with no return address. Please don't try to send me anything in return. I've had people try to send me money etc. I'm doing this because I love Christmas and I love the newgrounds community. You owe me nothing!


- I've been doing this for like a decade now. I won't dox you and I've yet to murder anyone. I've sent candy and cookies toΒ @MalachyΒ andΒ @FUNKbrsΒ and a few others here for like 17 years now. You won't end up dead.


- If my PM inbox gets full, comment on this post and tell me, I don't take care of my inbox.


- Last day to send me your address is Dec. 5th. I'll be mailing cards out that next weekend.


- Your card may contain glitter......


Now I know what you're thinking. "WE HAVENT EVEN HAD THANKSGIVING YET SEVEN IT IS NOT TIME FOR CHRISTMAS" and I feel you. My house is decorated for Thanksgiving. I have a 6 ft inflatable turkey in my yard right now.

I've worn Thanksgiving clothes to work every single day this entire month.

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So I aint no premature Christmas person.


The Christmas tree goes up after Thanksgiving.


But it takes me awhile to make the cards and get them in the mail.


And like if you're overseas, it'll be a month late anyway or your mailman will steal it like @DamnedByFate's does half the time.


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Cute outfit, Seven!

...15 years...

I started this idea 15 years ago on our beloved BBS and I'm filled with absolute warmth that the tradition is still being upheld on here :')

I had to revisit the old threads I'd made; I'd forgotten how happy and excited people were back then to get their low-tech messages of Xmas cheer. It's the coolest thing I've ever done for this site (except the high quality posting I used to regularly provide, of course)

Thank you so much for keeping it running, seeing this post has totally made my day. I love you and I love this old community of mine. β™₯

I'll take some of that yvarg thanks

AHHHHHH

Saw this too late. Past the deadline. I need to get less busy.

I'll still send ya one.

@DrSevenSeizeMD PMed. And thank you. Not everyone realizes how stressed out I get these days.

Totally missed this thing this time hmm, hope you're still doing these next year!

Merry Festivities in a bit Seven; looking great as always here! Creative costumery... almost a https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvarg on that second one. Bilingual palindromes... are a thing too apparantely!

If a card was made and mailed, I didn't get it in the mail.

I did mail one, full of glitter!

@DrSevenSeizeMD I'll give the USPS a week or so and give you an update. But I'm just feeling hopeless. Can't blame me.

Update: no card.

I'm very sad!