Sorry I've been so scarce. I moved to Canada with @poxpower and we're training and selling battle falcons.
Hmu if you want a falcon. 👍
On behalf of the staff of the Independent California Motel, I wish you all sweet dreams.
Potato 🥔
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Who wants a falcon?
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oh wow
yes i want a falcon
I'm picking out my fiercest fighter for you but I'll also make sure it can tap dance and likes jazz.
Are we talking real, actual birds of prey that bring death and destruction upon my enemies from above here?
Why yes! How many can I put you down for? I recommend at least 3.
@DrSevenSeizeMD I have a great many enemies…
Your falcons are no match for my massive cock.
are you really 70?
72!
@AlexToolStudio
Yes. SevenSeize is my mother. She has 56 kids.
You're my favorite kid
@DrSevenSeizeMD https://tenor.com/view/spit-stephen-colbert-coffee-snl-gif-11382611
YOU LOOK LIKE A 23 HOW ARE YOU NOT RETIRED OR ANY PAIN AT YOUR TRIP
hey good luck tomorrow...i'll be keeping you in my thoughts.
If you still have any battle falcons, I would like one but only if it's .30-caliber or bigger. 5.56mm NATO just doesn't pack enough wallop for me.
I'll put you down for 5 of them
Excellent. Do you make them out of those grocery store chicks you've been hatching?...
(Yes, I'm reading your blog. Am too tired & bored for laundry, & it's raining atm)
Yatsufusa
"...Come again?" O_O
Okay, if this is even just half as badass as it sounds, then you should consider the following course of action:
- register a YouTube channel in your company name
- commission somebody to draw you a logo (your own art style is too intricate)
- borrow decent microphones
- borrow a camera that's suitable for 'action shots' or buy a GoPRO
- consider getting a lighting technician
- film what it is you do - and what your battle falcons do
- put the logo into a corner as a watermark
- upload that video to YouTube
I do not know who buys or needs "battle falcons", but I sense a good chance of such a video going viral which would at least get your company name out there.
That being said, do _not_ accept PR advice handed out by sleepy nerds on the internet 'blindly'! Discuss and refine the idea with others first. Preferable people who know a bit more about the jobs you and those falcons do.
DrSevenSeizeMD
Everyone needs a battle falcon!