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Another day, another surgery

Posted by DrSevenSeizeMD - September 13th, 2024


I had another dumb surgery this week! This time, it was to remove a large mass on my thyroid. The surgeon also had to remove a piece of a bone in my neck. He said it's not cancer but he's doing a biopsy anyway.


For those of you who have known me a long time, you may be thinking, "Dang girl. Didn't you already have issues with your ovaries and adrenal glands and all that other crap?"


And yes. Yes I have.


I have a new endocrinologist, hematologist, and oncologist who are doing some pretty extensive genetic work on me. It looks like I have some sort of endocrine system issue, where I am prone to having trouble with any organ that makes hormones. (All genetic)


Awesome! But at least they're trying to sort me out. I've gone literally decades down here suffering with crappy Louisiana doctors who won't do any sort of testing aside from basic bloodwork.


Anyway. I also learned from this surgery that pain meds do not work on me. I'm talking 4 doses of Dilaudid, morphine, and percoset--- nothing

Sent me home on oxycodone (spell?)

Nothing


Just upset my stomach and made me high without stopping the pain so today I just took Tylenol.


WHY IS MY BODY LIKE THIS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY


ok here's a picture I took when I got home from the hospital. I don't remember taking it. But check out that cut on my neck.


I'm gonna tell people I got it from a knife fight with Tom.


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I'm glad you get to keep your thyroid

For now......... :-)

you gotta watch out for Tom "the knife" fulp. I got into a knife fight with him myself over a pack of skittles at a 7/11 and needless to say I did not walk away with any skittles

It all started because he owes me Mexican food and he won't pay up.

Aww man thats balls!!

You rest up n shit! Also maybe no knife fights with tom in the future hehe

Damn, TF's got some precision knifing abilities.

@DrSevenSeizeMD he can't keep getting away with it!

Geeez, I am so sorry. Sounds like it's been a nightmare. I hope the doctors are able to find a way to manage the body-wide endocrine system issue x_x That is really hectic because of how many organs that will potentially effect! And to top it off, no pain meds X_X

Hang in there. Spoil yourself as much as you are able while you are recovering. Wishing you the best.
Hopefully no rematch knife fights with Tom in the future ^^;

Tom Fulp is your surgeon now?

No. We had a knife fight because he won't get me the Mexican food he owes me.

What about surgeries about Looking young I swear you’re the oldest new grown user ever not like joined but age

I'm really only 40 :-) I'll be 41 this year.
I lie and tell people various ages, but I'm an 80s baby.

@DrSevenSeizeMD Oh really geez I thought you’ll be dead by 2027

Damn, I really hope that you have a swift recovery!

I hope you will recover soon. It seems you gotta watch out when Tom is nearby...

By Thor's hammer and anvil, you look like me after a failed suicide attempt. Except prettier.

The battle over Mexican food has reached dangerous levels! Hoping for you to have a speedy recovery.

I'm glad your getting treatment and such. Take care.

Also no homo but damn girl......

@WonderSchwifty This is Newgrounds. Very much yes homo.

That's awful to hear. I hope things go well and you recover. And Tom gives you that Mexican food.

Here's hoping you find a pain med that works. Somehow.

@olskoo has a point. Am no biology expert but as I understand it, the thyroid is pretty important as glands go.

Though my problems are nothing like yours I, too, have somewhat odd genetics. Much sympathy from a fellow freak. And from a fellow inhabitant of America's own third world region. (Am not in LA--I'm a bit east of you)

Hey, you're alive! And now have a super hot scar to accompany a litany of sufferings.

Somewhere I still have those drawings you sent me.

Unrelated, I happened back upon your account from a thread you made about XWP comics coming back around. Were you aware the fandom is having a massive resurgence over on Reddit?

@TomFulp That's because good Mexican food is hard to find in the US, as you know. Most of it is Tex-Mex, & second-rate at best...usually submerged in a lake of mass-market cheddar...